I must be the only guy in the UK who isn't a particular fan of footie.
There, I've said it.
In fact I think her indoors knows more about football than me.
I have no idea of players (unless they've just played for England), teams, nothing.
Thats not to say I wasn't good at football myself, back in the day I even had a trial for Wimbledon FC.
Granted they told me to sod off as I was crap, but that's not the point.
My contribution to my estate based kick-abouts was 5-a-side matches, mainly due to the smaller pitches where you could kick it against walls usually which was great for my lazy self.
I do, however when asked, say my team is Millwall (yes you can laugh now) as they were my local team growing up. Ask me who plays for them, and I have no idea.
But its a man thing to at least act as if you know about football, or you get seen as a bit girlie.
I don't own any footie shirts, except an England mock shirt which has "Sea Lions on a Shirt" instead of the 3 Lions.
I don't see how I can actively support a team who always has an excuse for not winning. I can't understand why Rooney, James, Carragher or Lampard (cheers Love) can't just say " Sorry nation, we were crap."
Instead, there was, amongst other excuses this time:
The Ball. It was too round.
How can a ball be too round? Granted if it had of been square, maybe the original goalie bloke wouldn't have dropped it, but I can't see it being playable.
The Refs were biased
How can all Refs be biased against England? I know we annoy some countries but not every country. Its not Eurovision.
It was too Hot/Too Cold
We live in a country that can be blisteringly hot one minute then arctic the next. What a load of crap!
The VuVuzelas
So, what was their excuse when we hosted the Euro in 1996 (again, cheers Love) when every ten seconds a marching band would belt out Great Escape. You didn't see Portugal have any issues when they beat a not very good team 7-0.
Yes, I don't get it.
And all the players are near on as old as me. How can they sprint around the pitch when they are the footballer equivalent of getting a bus pass?
If we win in my lifetime (unlikely) I may change my mind!
Final thought:
I'm Irish, England not winning doesn't really bother me.
Just don't get me started on Thierry Henry's Hands.
ROFL at your final thought. I am not into football AT ALL (my excuse is that I am female) but I am Irish too and even I know about Thierry Henrys hands!!
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Jen
That was not on!
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lol edwardoe!!! shouldnt u have kept this secret haha! football actually sucks! liverpool havent won a game in ages :( lol
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